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Кстати, вышла режиссёрская версия Наполеона. Одна из вставленных режиссёром сцен: император допрашивает бравого солдата, как бы ему получше себя вести с Жозефиной для повышения производительности (которая в тот момент на нуле, да и останется такой в будущем).
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Серьёзно.
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Napoleon: “Captain Charles. I must confess something to you in the greatest secrecy. It is indiscreet. And I hope you will not blush. Do you have children?”
Charles: “Yes, Majesty. I have three sons.”
Napoleon: “If you please, may I ask you something personal?”
Charles: “Of course, Majesty.”
Napoleon: “Tell me, when you made your wife pregnant, did you spend much time?”
Charles: “Um, I don't remember, Majesty.”
Napoleon: “Mmm. If you were to guess.”
Charles: “We sometimes take 30 minutes.”
Napoleon: “And do you think this is what your secret is, then, to having a son?”
Charles: “I cannot say for certain, Majesty. I love my wife.”
Napoleon: “So do I. And I wanna see her happy. So tell me, do you think it important for a man to pleasure his lady in anticipation of entering her?”
Charles: “Um, I don't know what you mean, Majesty.”
Napoleon: “Don't be shy, Captain. Tell me. If I want to have a son, do you think I should spend time with my mouth down between my wife's legs?”
Charles stammers: “Um, I would assume, Your Highness, that the more pleasure your wife gets, the more likely she is to conceive.”
Napoleon: “Captain Charles, I should like to thank you for your honesty in talking about such uncomfortable matters. I sought out your advice. You're a man of notable cocksmanship and stature. And you have a pretty face and a hairdresser's elegance.”
Charles: “Thank you.”
Napoleon: “You're dismissed.”
https://www.movie-censorship.com/report ... 759&Page=2