Килькин писал(а):
Пупхен писал(а):
Еще раздражают многие диалоги.
Нарочито современные фразочки - транши, схемы, весь этот лексикон.
вините себя, уехали и остались навечно в русском языке образца до исторического материализма как птеродактиль в отпечатке каменного угля .
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was
the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a
five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one
key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil
find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!